"don't forget the keys"

Before I left my apartment, I told myself NOT to forget the keys on the table. Although I made a mental reminder that I repeated over and over again in my head, my mind could not escape the countless interruptions of distractions (a.k.a. day dreams). I should have put the keys in my bag as soon as it crossed my mind to do so, but typical of me, I thought I really wouldn't forget this time (as I always do). As soon as I shut the door behind me (locked from the inside) the image of my purple keyring with three keys dangling from it flashed before my eyes. I shrieked and hoped that I might've luckily forgotten to lock my door. Ha, of course I didn't forget to do that. So I panicked a little then called the manager. No answer. Panicked a little more. Called a locksmith service. They said they'd be over in less than 3 minutes. Hooray! I was so impressed by how fast they said they would be here to save me that I quickly hung up without even asking them how much it would cost. BIG MISTAKE. So I waited for the locksmith outside. Almost an hour went by and still no man to rescue me. (Less than three minutes was really too good to be true.) Once the locksmith finally arrived and did his magical thing to my doorknob, he smiled at me as he asked me if I had renter's insurance. I said no and asked him how much I had to pay. When he gave me the receipt, my eyes literally popped out and my mouth let out a desperate gasp. I think I even squealed a little. Don't even ask how much it was... I had no choice at this point but to the pay the man for his 2 minutes of service. While I was writing a check for "X" amount, he made a comment about the cute cow pen I was using. I just looked up at him and smiled cordially. Then he added another unnecessary comment about how he understands that locksmiths are super expensive! Gee, really now!?!?!?! Anyways, as soon as I opened the door, there were my keys sitting just as I had placed them on the table the night before. !$!T@$YH#W%U#%U

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^Sorry about that, I just have some tension to let out. I really should punch myself really hard so I can finally learn my lesson NOT to trust that I'll remember something later on. I ALWAYS seem to forget. I AM AN IDIOT! RYWU@U#$^#%&@@$^EDTJFK

They should just hurry up and develop finger print scanners everywhere. So much more convenient... and economical for me.